reggieho

I'm not sure what's more sad: the fact that I watched this about 10 times or the fact that I cracked up for an hour while watching it all of those times. I swear, the heat and the overworking shit are both causing me to go slightly crazy, but life's a bitch sometimes, isn't it?

Anyway, I'm calling for a happy hour on Friday. Seth, Luke, you guys in? Anyone else is welcome to come. Your treat.

Okay, who has seen this site before? Seriously, I feel like it's my entire senior year of high school/majority of college on one website. Some of the shit on there is completely amazing. I'm pretty sure Kai sent me this text in middle school: Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video

Anyway, I'm sure you're all interested to know what's been going on in the life of Reggie. And the answer to that is....a whole lot of nothing. Other than school and work. I snagged an internship, working with one of the professors on a pretty big trail, which has been pretty interesting. And yes, it's a murder trial. Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with the Revere murders, but fuck, when that shit goes to court, I'd better be there.

I can't believe my man Michael is dead. Shit, I dressed up as him for Halloween like 15 times. You know, pre-bleaching. I ain't bleaching my skin for that shit.

I don't care how fucked up his personal life was, that man was a fucking legend.

I learned how to moonwalk thanks to him. And that is clearly legendary.

Seeing as I missed my birthday a month in a half ago thanks to law school, I'm planning myself a little birthday shindig. Now, this isn't meant to overshadow the birth of a certain Italian pasta, but hey, I need to celebrate this 30 thing. So, I'm doing a party boat thing out of Boston in a couple of weeks. Strippers included. Bring your singles. And your rubbers.

I wish I could be all excited about this semester being over, but fuck man, I just start again in another 2 weeks. 1 year left though.

Who wants to get wasted every night next week? Literally every night. I need it. This weekend, too. And I want to see naked women.

I'm beginning to think I'm going to be in school forever. All I ever fucking do lately is work, go to classes and do school work. My eyes are burning from the fucking reading and my brain might be liquefied. Still, I always have a chance to find random ass shit online.

My personal favorite is 'fiddle the ferret'

I've never actually posted on Craigs List, but one of these days, I'm going to put up something epic. Like this. Okay, maybe that's not exactly epic, but come on, it's pretty fucking amazing.

This storm is insane. Isn't it supposed to be nice in March or something? Or wait. In like a lion out like a lamb or something like that. Still, I was all ready for the spring, all ready to walk around Boston and see all the ladies in their spring attire, skirts and whatnot, and now it's back to the snow. What does a guy have to do around here to get some warmth?

Important information for Caucasians

If I ever took a year off between high school and college, my mom would've smacked me upside the head. And people would've figured I was taking time off to run from the law or some shit. But lemme ask you something. Who ever considered De La Soul actual black people music? Maybe maybe I had tapes of that shit when I was younger, but come on? And who doesn't like Halloween? It's not just white people. I know I'm over the place but what the fuck is hummus? It looks like baby food regurgitated.

Speaking of white people, Molly, dinner this weekend. It's not a question.

I picked up a third job. I'm not really sure what possessed me to do it seeing as I hardly have time to take a leak anymore, but it's not really a job. Not like the other ones I have, anyway. Basically, I have decided to do the whole sperm donor thing. Now, I know what you're thinking. You really want some crazy cat lady who can't find a man to use your sperm to have some sort of offspring? Okay, well, not exactly, but it's money, alright? Do you really want mini versions of yourself running around? Who wouldn't? I am a fine piece of ass and any offspring of mine would clearly just prettify the world, am I right? Judge me if you must, but I do what I have to do. I wish it paid more though. This one place I was look at pays $50 per "specimen" and you have to wait like 6 months between each drop-off, but hey, any little bit will count, am I right?

I haven't done this yet, but I do plan on starting after New Years. If anyone has any better get rich quick schemes, hit me with 'em. I'll take anything.

Anyway, New Years Eve plans? Who wants to pay some hookers to knock our junk around?